Chund din ki zindagi hai guzar jaye gi,

Chund din ki zindagi hai guzar jaye gi,
Maut to barhaq hai ik din aye gi
Kar kuch samaan is naye ghar ka,
Duniya to ik dhoka hai ye kahan tak sath nibhaye gi

1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of cost

1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of cost
Don’t worry about seat reservation,its confirmed
& Flight is always on time
Our good deeds will be our luggage
Islam will be our passport
Kalma will be our Visa
&
Grave will be our waiting lounge,
May you travel 2 heaven in 1st Class.
Ameen!!
Remember me in your prayer.

Love is the expression of simplicity in emotion

Love is the expression of simplicity in emotion

The unattainable longing that comes so unexpectedly

With great subtlety and bliss

I Accept I Beleive

I Accept

I Beleive

I Admit


I m "0" Zero

But This Is Not End

I Want Her

B'coz

Widout Her

I'm Incomplete

Her 0 = HER0



So Be Quick

Arrange
"HER" For Me ;->

A friendship can weather most things and

A friendship can weather most things and
thrive in thin soil but it needs a little
mulch of letters and phone calls and small
silly presents every so often just to save it
from drying out completely

Extending One Hand To Help Somebody

Extending One Hand To Help Somebody

Has More Value

Than Joining Two hand

For Prayers . . .

Of All The Wonders I Yet Have Known

Of All The Wonders I Yet Have Known

It Baffles Me That Mem Shud Fear Death

Knowing That Death Is Invitable

And

Must Come When It Must Come


~ William Shakespeare ~

Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor



FARAZ.



Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte. :-)

Jaan Mangi Usne to Ye Samajh Kar De Di

Jaan Mangi Usne to Ye Samajh Kar De Di

FARAZ!


Kahin Inkaar k Sadmay Mai Wo Apni Jaan Na De Day!

Submited in : Faraz SMS

Bari Mushkil Se Apni Jaan Bacha Kar

Bari Mushkil Se Apni Jaan Bacha Kar
Aaya Hon in Police Walon Se Keh K

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.
.
.
.

My Name is FARAZ

And

I am Not a Tullay Baaz. :-)

May Your Neighbors Respect You

May Your Neighbors Respect You,
Trouble Neglect You,
The Angels Protect You,
And Heaven Accept You.

Never Fall In Love Because

| t0DaYz tHoUgHt |

Never Fall In Love Because
You will Lose Yourself First...

If You Lost Yourself How Will Survive In this World.

Wo Aana -parast Sahi Uski Baton mein Ikrar B Tha

Wo Aana -parast Sahi Uski Baton mein Ikrar B Tha
Uske Chubtay Huy Lehje Mein Chupa Hua Piyar B Tha
Wo Mujhe Likhta Hai K Intizar Na Kero Mera
Lakin Uski Tehreeron Mein Sadiyon se Intizar B Tha
WO Kehta Tha MAt Roko K Manana Nahi Aata
Meri Narazgi Pe lakin Wo Beqarar B tha

Tamam Raat Diye Pani Mein Jalati Rahi

Tamam Raat Diye Pani Mein Jalati Rahi
WO Yaad Aata Raha Mein Usey Bhulati Rahi
WO Meri Nazam Ka KOi Udas Misra Tha
Mein Jisko Wehsat-E-Sehra Mein Gungunati Rahi
Nahi Pehle Koi Tha Tujhse Pehle Na Baad Mein Aaya
Ye Zindagi To Mujhe Younhi Aazmati Rahi

Phir Se Rog Lagao Tum Mujhse Rabt Berhao Tum

Phir Se Rog Lagao Tum
Mujhse Rabt Berhao Tum
Kese Sab Kuch Bhoole Ho
Mujhko B Samjhao Tum
Jese Barish Sawan Ki
Ek Din Aisy Aao Tum
Mein Ne Jee Bher Rona Hai
Mujko Khuwab Dikhao Tum
Bohat Kuch Ho Chuka Sahib
AB Mere Ho B jao Tum

Teri Wafa Ko Humne Bhulaya Kab Tha

Teri Wafa Ko Humne Bhulaya Kab Tha
Din Judai Ka Dilse Mitaya Kab Tha
Wo Dil Laga Ker Bhool Jana Teri Aadat Thi
Humne Tere siwa Kisi aur ko chaha kab tha

Aik Pal Chain Se Soya B Nahi Jata

Aik Pal Chain Se Soya B Nahi Jata
Kia Kerain Toot K Roya B Nahi JAta
Khuwab Ashkon Ki Tarah Aankh Se Jarr Jate Hain
Kia Kerain tere Begair Jia Nahi Jata

Dard B De Gaye Sitam B De Gaye

Dard B De Gaye Sitam B De Gaye
Zakham K Saath Saath Mujhe Merham B De Gaye
Do Lafzon Se Ker Gaye Wo Apna Maan Halka
Hum Ko Na Rone Ki Kasam B De Gaye
Ajnabi Log B Dene Lage Ilzam Mujhe
Jane Kahan Le Gaye gardish-E-Ayam Mujhe
Bhoolna Chaho Bhi To Tujhe Bhulaon Kese
Log Le Le K Bulate Hain Tera Naam Mujhe

Kia MIla Usey Khoon-E-Tamana Ker K

Kia MIla Usey Khoon-E-Tamana Ker K
Rakh Dia Hai Uss Ne Mujhe Shehar Mein Ruswa Ker K
Wo Samjh Sakta Nahi Ishq-O-Janoon Ki Batain
Mein Bata Sakta Nahi Un Ka Khulasa Ker K
Ain Mumkin Hai K Wo Iss Baat Pe Aamada Ho
Dekh Lete Hain Mohabbat Ka Taqaza Ker K
Ain Mumkin Hai Wo Nikal Aye Gahr Se Bahir
Dekh Lete Hain Naya Koi Tamasha Ker K
Wo Jo Aya To Aye Ga Lamha Bhar Ko
Lot jaye GA Koi Aur Bahana Ker K

Pehle Maire Khat Us Ne Ek Anjaane Khauf Se Darr K

Pehle Maire Khat Us Ne

Ek Anjaane Khauf Se Darr K

Tukrey Tukrey Kar Daaley

Ab

Ek Haseen Ehsaas K Taa'bey

Jis Ka Koi Naam Nahi Hy

Pichle Kitne Ghanto'n Se

Darwaaze Ki Aot Main Chup Ker

Tukrey Jor Rahi Hai ....... PAGAL

Ek Yahi Aas Hii Kaafi Hy Mere Jeene Main

Ek Yahi Aas Hii Kaafi Hy Mere Jeene Main

Dil Nahi Aap Dhadakte Hyn Mere Seeney Main

Kitna Chahte Hyn Tumhain Hum Kabhi gaur Tou Ker

Kitna Chahte Hyn Tumhain Hum Kabhi gaur Tou Ker

Itne Tou Kabhi Hum Apne Talbgaar Na Thay ...

Khulta Hy Kisi Pe Kin Mere Dil Ka Ma'amla

Khulta Hy Kisi Pe Kin Mere Dil Ka Ma'amla

Shero'n K Intikhaab Ne Ruswaa Kia Mujhe

Its Sincerity ...

Its Sincerity ...

In Any Relationship Responsible For Stronger Bonding

And

More Responsible To "Break Heart"

Alone , Alone, All Alone

Alone , Alone, All Alone

Alone On A Wide Wide Sea !

And Never A Saint Took Pity On

My Soul Agony :(

Relationships Are Like Glass

Relationships Are Like Glass ...

Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken

Than

Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together ...

A Lost Thing Could I Never Find

A Lost Thing Could I Never Find,

Nor A Broken Thing Mend

And I Fear I Shall Be All Alone

When I Get Towards The End.

I Woke Up This Morning

I Woke Up This Morning

Just Befo' The Break Of Day.

I Was Bitter, Blue And Black, Lawd.

There Ain't Nothing Else To Say.

By Starlight, I'll Kiss You

By Starlight, I'll Kiss You,

And Promise To Be Your One

And Only. I'll Make You Feel Happy

And Leave You To Be Lost In Mine.

1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]

Jo Namaz K Doran Sif Kay Khula Ko Pur Karay Ga

Jo Namaz K Doran Sif Kay Khula Ko Pur Karay Ga

Allah Azawajal Us Ka Aik Darja Buland Farmaye Ga

Aur Us Kay Lye Jannat Mein Aik Ghar Banaey Ga.

Tibrani, J4,Pg225

Jo Namaz K Doran Sif Kay Khula Ko Pur Karay Ga

Jo Namaz K Doran Sif Kay Khula Ko Pur Karay Ga

Allah Azawajal Us Ka Aik Darja Buland Farmaye Ga

Aur Us Kay Lye Jannat Mein Aik Ghar Banaey Ga.

Tibrani, J4,Pg225

Jo Namaz K Doran Sif Kay Khula Ko Pur Karay Ga

Jo Namaz K Doran Sif Kay Khula Ko Pur Karay Ga

Allah Azawajal Us Ka Aik Darja Buland Farmaye Ga

Aur Us Kay Lye Jannat Mein Aik Ghar Banaey Ga.

Tibrani, J4,Pg225

Pegham-e-Siddiq-e-Akbar

Pegham-e-Siddiq-e-Akbar

ALLAH Talah Sey Daro Aur ALLAH Talah Ney Tum Ko Hidayat Ka Jo Rasta Dikhaya Hai Us Par Qayem Raho

(Tarikh Khulfa, 171)

Sardar Je Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Bhot Ro Raha Tha

Sardar Je Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Bhot Ro Raha Tha.

Sardar Je Bolay Shar Day Bachay Ronday Nai

Bacha Bola Shar Day Bachay School Bhi Nai Janday. . . ["!"]

Aap Agar "CUTE" Ho To Sms Parhte He Miss Call Dena.

Aap Agar
"CUTE"
Ho To Sms Parhte He Miss Call Dena.

"SWEET"
Ho To Sms Kerna.

"BEAUTIFUL"
Ho To Call Kerna.

Or
Agr
Sub Kuch Ho To
Sirf YAAD Kerlena. . . ("-")

Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Us

Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Us Se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga,

Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,

Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.

(¯`·.¸¸.·Lovely Promise.¸¸.·´¯)

(¯`·.¸¸.·Lovely Promise.¸¸.·´¯)

Give Me Your Word Our Love Will Never Die.
Give Me Your Word You Feel The Same As I.
My Heart Will Beat A Lifetime,
Just For You That's All It Wants To Do.
Give Me Your Lips And Let Your Kiss Remain.
Give Me Your Word I'm Not In Love In Vain.
Give Me One Hope To Guide Me One Vow You'll Be Beside Me.
Give Me Your Word.

I Dont Want 2 Live Anoder Day If U're No Longer Der

I Dont Want 2 Live Anoder Day If U're No Longer Der,
4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can
Inspyr Me 2 C D Nxt Sunryz,
Only U Can Motiv8 Me 2 Apprec8 D Colors Of Lyf Dat No One Else Can.

I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry
U Laugh I L augh.
U Jump Out Of Da Window.
I Look Down & Den
I Laugh Again

Satao Ge Humko, Rulao Ge Humko,

Satao Ge Humko,

Rulao Ge Humko,
Magar Kis Tarah Bhula Paoge Humko.

Allah Jane Kya Haal Hoga Tumara,

Jab Kafan Mei Lipta Hua Paoge Humko ["!"]

In Bhete Aansuon Se Aqidat Hai Mujhe B

In Bhete Aansuon Se Aqidat Hai Mujhe B
Teri Tarah Hi Khud Se Shikayat Hai Mujhe B
Tu Agar Nazuk Hai Agar To Mein B Nahi Pathar
Tanhai Mein B Rone KI Aadat Hai Mujhe B

MAt KhoL Mere Makaan K Udas Derwaze

MAt KhoL Mere Makaan K Udas Derwaze
Hawa Ka Sor Meri UljanhaiN berha Dega
MeiN Khoob Waqif Hoon APne Dost Ki Fikrat Se
Wo Jab degha Dard To Rula Dega

Love Lost

|*| Love Lost |*|

I Am Not Yours,
Not Lost In You,
Not Lost,
Although I Long To Be Lost As A Candle Lit At Noon,
Lost As A Snowflake In The Sea.
You Love Me, And
I Find You Still A Spirit Beautiful And Bright,
Yet I Am I, Who Long To Be Lost As A Light Is Lost In Light. Oh Plunge Me Deep In Love --
Put Out My Senses,
Leave Me Deaf And Blind, Swept By The Tempest Of Your Love,
A Taper In A Rushing Wind.

Sabko Khushi Dene Ki Aadat Hai Hame

Sabko Khushi Dene Ki Aadat Hai Hame
Apni Alag Pehchan Bananay Ki Aadat Hai Hame
Kitna B Gehra Zakham De Koi
Utna Hee Zada Muskurane Ki Aadat hai Hame

Tujhe Udas B Kerna Tha

Tujhe Udas B Kerna Tha
Aur Khud B Rona Tha
Yeh Hadsa B Meri Jaan
Kabhi To Hona Tha
Wo Mujhko Torr Ke
Phir Jorta Raha Akser
Mein Uske Waste Jese
Koi Khilona Tha

Tark-E-Taluq Ki Pahel Mein ne Ki

Tark-E-Taluq Ki Pahel Mein ne Ki
Chahta To Wo Tha Magar Us Mein Hosla Na Tha
Chorne Ka Faisla To Roz Kerta Tha WO Magar
Meri Wafa K Aage Uska bas Chalta Na Tha

Mar Jaonga Bakhsis Ki Dhuai Nahi Doonga

Mar Jaonga Bakhsis Ki Dhuai Nahi Doonga
Sacahi Ka mujrim Hoon Safai Nahi Doonga
Mer k Bhi Meri Rooh Tere pass Rahe Ge
Mein Samne Aa Ke Bhi dikhai Nahi Doonga

Bewafai Se Pereshan B Ho Jate Hain

Bewafai Se Pereshan B Ho Jate Hain
Naram Jhonkay Kabhi Tofan B Ho jate Hain
Humne Mehboob Jo Badla To Taujab Kesa
Log Kafir Se Musalman Bhi To Ho Jate Hain

Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.

Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wana Example ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Very Simple Yaar,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]

WO Wafa Na ker Sake to Kia Hua

WO Wafa Na ker Sake to Kia Hua
Kuch Dino Ka To Saath Nibhaya Tha
Tarapta Hua Chor Gya To Kya Gila Karain
Tarhpana B To Usi Nay Sikhaya Tha

1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .

Thori si ibadat boht sa sila deti hai

Thori si ibadat boht sa sila deti hai,
gulab ki tara chehra khila deti hai,
Allah ki yad ko dil se na jane dena,
kabi kbi choti si dua bhi arsh hila deti hai,,,

Dard Se Kehlna Seekh Gaye Hum

Dard Se Kehlna Seekh Gaye Hum
Gham Ko Jhelna Seekh Gaye Hum
Kia Bataon Meri Zindgi Ne Kis Qadar Tora Mujhe
K Mout K Saath B Kehlna Seekh Gaye Hum

WO CHup B Rehta Hai To Mujhko sunai Deta Hai

WO CHup B Rehta Hai To Mujhko sunai Deta Hai
Her Ek Chehray Mein WO Chehra Dikhai Deta Hai
Mujhe B Ronaq-E-Dunya Pasand hai Lakin
Tera Khial Mujhe Kab Rehai Deta Hai

If Wishes Were Flowers

If Wishes Were Flowers

I"D Send You A Big Bunch To Say....


"Get Well Soon"

You Mean A Lot To Me

You Mean A Lot To Me . . .
And So Does Your Health And Happiness . . .
So Here"S A Wish To Say . . .

& Take Good Care Of Yourself !!

May The Little Flower

May The Little Flower,
Laying In Gloom,
Rise And Bloom,
Swaying Endlessly,
This Way And That Way,

Morn To Dusk,

Everyday. Get Well Soon!

Heard You Were Feeling Out Of A Quack . . .

Heard You Were Feeling Out Of A Quack . . .


Hope You Are Up & Splashing Soon.

You Are Feeling Down And So Am I

You Are Feeling Down And So Am I

With You Not Around.

Hope You Get Back In The

Swing Of Things Real Soon.

I Very Well Know The Reason

I Very Well Know The Reason,
Why U R Taking Too Long To Recover,
U R Realy Being Nurse-D There.
Joke A Part, But Still,
Wishing U Speedy Recovery

May U May Not Get Well That Soon

May U May Not Get Well That Soon.

So That U Are Able To Enjoy The
Company Of The Demsels And Get Injected At Regular Intervals With
The Vial Of Life!

So Would U Call Me Your Enemy Or Ur Well Wisher?

Please Tell Me Even I Don't Know.

Heard That You're Not Feeling Well

Heard That You're Not Feeling Well.

So Brought Flowers For You To

Make You Feel Healthier And Happier.


Get Well Soon!

Get Well Quick

Get Well Quick,
U Lazy Bum,

There’s Lots Of Work To Do.

If U Stay Sick, It’s More Work For Me,

And I’d Rather It Was For U.

Take Good Care Of Yourself

Take Good Care Of Yourself,

Friend. We Hope To See You Up And
Running And Back At Kommies Again.

The Place Just Isn't The Same
Without You.

Let’s Go, Get Up, Stop Faking It

Let’s Go, Get Up, Stop Faking It;
Get Your Sorry Behind Off That Bed.
Try Positive Thinking To Get Back To Work.
Your Illness Is All In Your Head!
At Least That’s What We Hope.
Looking Forward To Your Return.

Get Well Soon.

I Hope You’re Feeling Better

I Hope You’re Feeling Better,

I Miss You Every Day.

I’m Always Thinking Of You,

So This Is What I Say,

Get Well Soon!

Early In Da Morning Sun Rise With May Hopse But Its Set With Hopelessly.

Early In Da Morning Sun Rise With May Hopse But Its Set With Hopelessly.

All Da Flowers Were Bloom This Evening With Pleasant Smell

But Its Now Wither Awfully N Tonight All The Stars Came Out To Play A Signal

But All Of Them Are Not Shining,

Cos All They Nows My Friend Is Sick

Wish U A Cure Soon

And Healthy Days Ahead.

Gandhi Bapu Ne Bola He-

,:?”?;,
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__)(__
/____/

Gandhi Bapu Ne Bola He-

agaR TmhaRe Kisi Dost Ki Tabiat Kharab Ho Tou Use Ek Bookey Do Aur Kaho.

Get Well Soon Mamu

FeEl ThE WoRdS ....

FeEl ThE WoRdS ....



Tasweer Shahkaar Wo Laakho'n Main Bikk Gayo

Jis Main Bagair Roti k Bacha Udaas Hai ....

Jab Ye 3 Kefiyaten Peda Hon To Foran DUA

" Jab Ye 3 Kefiyaten Peda Hon To Foran DUA mango is Waqt DUA Radd Nahi Hodi,

* Jab Jism Kaanp Uthay

* Dil Me Khof Aa Jae

*Ankhon Se Ansu Jarri Hon"

1. Ek Din Zindagi Mile To Kya Maangooo Ge ?

1. Ek Din Zindagi Mile To Kya Maangooo Ge ?
Ans:

2. Mot Samnay Ho to Kya Chaho Ge?
Ans:

3. Zakham Dene Wala Dost Ban Jaye To Kya KAroge?
Ans:

4. Ager Dil Me Koi Shaq Ho To Kya Karoge?
Ans:

5. Dost Or Pyar Me Pehli Passand Konsi?
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Reply , Your Answers

Hazrat Muhammad PBUH Said:

Hazrat Muhammad PBUH Said:

Wo Shakhs Jannati Hay Jo Rat Ko

Sone Se Phle Sb Ko Maf Kr K Soey.

Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur

Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?



Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota... ;->

HAZOOR PAK(S.A.W) Ka Irshad Pak He

HAZOOR PAK(S.A.W) Ka Irshad Pak He

"Jo Shaks Fahaash Baat Ko Aagay Phelata He

Us Ko Martay Waqt Kalma Naseeb Na Hoga"

So Avoid Spreadng Wicked Msg.Fwd It

Mohabbaton Main Shumar Kaisa?

Mohabbaton Main Shumar Kaisa?

Yaqeen Kaisa?

Guman Kaisa?

Urooj Kaisa?

Zawal Kaisa?

Sawal Kaisa?

Jawab Kaisa?

Mohabbatain To Mohabbatain Hain,
Mohabbaton Main Hisab Kaisa?

Hadees Sharif:

Hadees Sharif:
Musalman Pr Jo"Musibat"Aay Khuwah Bimari Ho Thakawat Ho Takleef Ho Gam Ho Ya Pareshani"Allah Pak"
Inki Waja Se Is K Gunah Mita Deta Hai.

(Muslim)

To Be Sure Of Hitting Only The Target..

To Be Sure Of Hitting Only The Target..
Shoot First,
And Whatever You Hit..
Call It The Target.!
Think Different

Aazmaye Hue Ko Azmana

Aazmaye Hue Ko Azmana
Bewakufi He.
(Hazrat Ali R.A)

Logon Ki
Zaroraton Ka
Tum Se Wabasta
Hona Tum Per
Allah Ki
Enyat Hai.
(Imam Hussain R.A)

1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf

1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.

2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.

3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.

4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.

5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.

Its Challenge For All.

Baal Bikhre Tooti Qabron Pr Jb Koi Mahjbeen Roti hY

Baal Bikhre Tooti Qabron Pr Jb Koi Mahjbeen Roti hY.



Mujh ko Aksar KhaYal Aata hY Maut kitni Haseen Hoti hY.

Na To Gham ki DhooP Jala SaQi,Yeh To mosam ka Asar Hova

Na To Gham ki DhooP Jala SaQi,Yeh To mosam ka Asar Hova.


Wohi mera WAFA ka He Phool Tha,jo Abi Tk hY Khila Hova.

Kahan DekhA kis ne Ujharti Kismat ko

Kahan DekhA kis ne Ujharti Kismat ko,


mere Shauk ko Na Is Tarah Himat Do,


meri Hr Veerani Main,main Ek Khushbo Hoon,


Ye Bas mera sarmAYa hY,
Yeh kisi KO mat Do.

Success is the ability to go

Success is the ability to go

From

One failure to another

With no loss of enthusiasm ...

Gud Morning

&

Have A Great Sunday =)

Hansa And Praful From Khichdi

Hansa And Praful From Khichdi

DECIDE

Hansa : Pradul "Decide" Matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa

Vo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi Dalte

Usme Hota Hai Na

"A Side"

"B Side"

To

"C-Side"

"D- Side" --->

"Decide"

Betab Tamano Ki Kasak rehne Do

Betab Tamano Ki Kasak rehne Do
manzil ko Pane Ki Tarap Rehne Do
Ap Bhaly Raho Nazro Se Dor
Per Meri Bend Aankhoo Mein Apni AIk Jhalk Rehne Do

Aaj Kyun Kisi K Yaad Sone Nahi Deti

Aaj Kyun Kisi K Yaad Sone Nahi Deti
Iss Zamane Ki bandish B Rone NAHi deti
Kesi Kashish Hai Teri
Jo Tujhe Mera Aur Mujhe Kisi Aur Ka Hone Nahi Deti

Mature Hansa : Mature Matlab ?

Mature

Hansa : Mature Matlab ?

Praful: Jab Apna Mahesh . . .

Chori Karte Hue Pakda Gaya Tha

Tab Usne Kya Kaha Tha ??

Hansa: Usne Kaha Tha . . .

Mujhe Chodd Do . . .

"MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"

Main Chor . . .

Main Chor . . .

Mature

Acha Acha . . .

Alphabet Hansa: Praful Alphabet Matlab

Alphabet

Hansa: Praful Alphabet Matlab

Praful: Alphabet Hansa,

Local Train Mein Safar Karte Hoye Maasi Jaise Hi Koi

Seat Khali Dekhti Hai To Wo Apni Beti Alpha Se Kya Kehti Hai?

Hansa: Alpha Beth Seat Pe,Alpha Beth,


Acha Toh Yeh Alphabet

Asset Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??

Asset

Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??

Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . .

Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . .

Taab
Vo Bhikari Log Aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . .

"Aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . .

"Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..

Depend Hansa : Yeh Depend Kya Hota Hai Prafful??

Depend

Hansa : Yeh Depend Kya Hota Hai Prafful??


Prafful : Depend Hansa . . .

Wo Swimming Pool Mein Ek Taraf To Paani Kam Gehra
Hota Hai,

Aur Dusri Side Zyada Gehra... Deep-End.. Depend

Tournament Hansa:- Ae He He Praful

Tournament

Hansa:- Ae He He Praful,

Tournament Matlab

Praful:- Tournament Hansa!!!

Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,

Gehne Pehne Hain
Inko English Me Kya Kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!

Hansa:- Aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)

Melisa:-(Chidh Kar)Are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament Kehte Hain

Hansa:- Are Kuchh Bhi Mat Bolll

Ek Jhhumka -- Ornament

Do Jhhumke -- Two Ornament "Tournament"

Ae Praful!! Ye Melisa Ko Bhi Babuji Ki Tarah Kuchh Bhi Nahi Ataa

Elastic Hansa: Praful Elastic Matlab??

Elastic

Hansa: Praful Elastic Matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa . .
Apni Voh Shradha Behen Unki Beti Ela

Usko Jab Fracture Hua Tha To Voh Kya Leke Chalti Thi?

Hansa : Ela To . .

Ela -Stick Leke . . .

Ela -Stick !! Ela -Stick!!!

Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?

Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?

Praful: Formality, Hansa!!

Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai,

Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!

Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?

Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?

Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!

Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?

Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,

Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!

In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .

Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .

Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?

Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?

Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.

Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai

" AUTO ME TAKLI".

Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?

Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?

Praful: Technology Hansa

Suno, Jab Hum Hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,

Tab Hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi...?

Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi Thi

Aur
Keh Rahi Thi...

Khaiye Nah..

Aapne Toh Kuch Liya Hi Nahi,

Lo Ji Khaiye...Take No, Lo Ji,

Take No, Lo Ji...Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji . ..

Hansa:Praful Culture Matlab??

Hansa:Praful Culture Matlab??

Praful:Hansa..Culture . . .

Wo Aapna Mali Hai Na . . .

Hansa:Haa Jee..

Praful:To Jab To Thak Jata Hai To Uski Maa Us Se Kya Kehti The...??

Hansa:Wo Kehti The Beta Tu Thak Gaya Hai Na To Tu Kal Chad...??

Praful :Samjhi Kal _Chad . .

Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??

Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??

Praful: Permit Hansaaaa

Wo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na,

Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?

Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..

Parmeet...


Acchha Parmeet... Permit!

Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??

Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??

Praful: Permit Hansaaaa

Wo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na,

Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?

Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..

Parmeet...


Acchha Parmeet... Permit!

Tum Jao Humse Door To AIk Kaam Ker Jana

Tum Jao Humse Door To AIk Kaam Ker Jana
Kuch Pal Apne Hamare Naam Ker Jana
Agar Aa jaye Mout Hamain Tere Aane Se Pehle
To aa Ker Mere Janaze Ko Ehtiram Ker Jana
Na Rona Iss Qadar K Takleef Ho hamain
Mout Ko B Mazak Samjh Ker Aanjan Ben Jana
MeiN AIk Din So Jaonga Sada k Liye
Phir Mujhe Bewafa Keh K Badnaam Ker Jana
Jo Guzro Meri Qabar Se To Nazrain Na Pehrna
Mehmaan Hee Ben K Dua Salam Ker Jana

Bari Bechainii Basti Hai kabhi Milne Chale Aao

Bari Bechainii Basti Hai kabhi Milne Chale Aao
Ye Duniya Mujh Pe Hansti Hai Kabhi Milne Chale Aao
Koi B Pal nahi Guzara Jo Ho Teri Yaad Se Khali
Tanhai Mujhko Dasti Hai Kabhi Milne Chale Aao
Bari Muddat Guzar Giye Tera Didar Na Hua
Meri aankhain Tarasti Hain Kabhi Milne Chale Aao

Suna Hoga Bohat Tumne

Suna Hoga Bohat Tumne
Kahin Aankho Ki Rim Jhim Ka
Kahin Palkon KI Shabnam ka
Perha Hoga Bohat Tumne
Kahin Lehje Ki Barish Ka
Kahin Sagar k Ansoo Ka
Magar Tumne Kabhi Humdam
Kahin Dekhy?
Kahin Perhy?
Kisi Tehreer K Aansoo?
Mujhe Teri Judai Ne
Ye Meraj Bekhsi Hai
K Mein Jo
lai Badal barsa K Chale Jana
Furqat Ki Aziyat Mein
Kuch Saber B lazim Hai
Ye Baat mere Dil ko
Samjha K Chale Jana

Koi Mujhko Aesi Daleel De

Koi Mujhko Aesi Daleel De
K mein Toot ker Tere Naqsh
Aankh Ki putlion Se Milta Sakon
K MeiN Dil Se Umer Bher Ki
Rafaqaton Ko Bhula Sakon
Koi Mujhko Aesi Daleel De
K Mein Umer Bher Teri Yaad Ka
Koi jasan Hee Na Mana Sakon
Agar Koi Aesi Sabeel ho To Azma
Jo Nahi To Phir
Mujhe Yaad Ker MUjhe Yaad Aa

Mera Afsura Chehra Iss Liye B Zard Rehta hai

Mera Afsura Chehra Iss Liye B Zard Rehta hai
Mujhe Apne Ilawa B Kisi Ka Dard Rehta Hai
Tumhare Dam Qadam Se Thi Ye Sab Mosam ki Rangini
Tumhare Baad Sara Saal Mosem Serd Rehta Hai
Tumhare Baad Baqi Aur To Sab Theek hai Lakin
Jahan Dil Tha Kabhi Pehle Wahan Ab Dard Rehta Hai

Sapno ki duniya hai nirali

Sapno ki duniya hai nirali,
Har taraf rehti hai hariyali.
Par asli duniya ki khabar rakhne wale jante hai,
Isiliye woh sapno ko sach nahi mante hai.

Dost Ban Ban Ke Mile Mujhko Mitaane Vaale

Dost Ban Ban Ke Mile Mujhko Mitaane Vaale
Mai Ne Dekhe Hain Kai Rang Badalane Vaale ........
Tumne Chup Rahkar Sitam Aur Bhi Dhaayaa Mujh Par
Tumse Acche Hain Mere Haal Pe Hansne Vaale...
Mai Tou Ikhlaaq Ke Haathon Hi Bikaa Kartaa Hoon
Aur Honge Tere Baazaar Mein Bikne Vaale ......
Aakhrii Daur Pe Salaam-E-Dil-E-Muztar Le Lo
Phir Naa Lautenge Shab-E-Hijr Pe Ronevaale ...

Baat Karni Mujhe Mushkil Kabhi Aisi To Na Thi

Baat Karni Mujhe Mushkil Kabhi Aisi To Na Thi
Jaisi Ab Hai Teri Mehfil Kabhi Aisi To Na Thi
Le Gaya Cheen Ke Kaun Aaj Tera Sabr-O-Qarar
Be-Qaraari Tujhe Ae Dil Kabhi Aisi To Na Thi.

Soraj Bhi Dhal Raha Hai Kahien Sham Hona Jaye

Soraj Bhi Dhal Raha Hai Kahien Sham Hona Jaye
Hai Dil Main Ek Hasrat Nakaam Hona Jaye

Na Kaho Raz-E-Ulfat Agr Koi Razdan Nahi Hai
Khamoosh Ye Muhabbat Badnaam Hona Jaye.

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain




Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain




Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume

Agar Tum Kisee Paper Mai Paas Hona Chahte Ho

Agar Tum Kisee Paper Mai Paas Hona Chahte Ho


To Sari Kainat Tumhee Usko Pass Karne May Lag Jati Hai


Or Agar Aesa Nahi Hua


To

Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huee .......



Suplee Abhi Baqe Hai Mere Dost

OT TAnW I U YA2 THpin boop

OT TAnW I
U YA2
THpin boop

3)In A 3VAH
mA31b
@
@
@
read it in a mirror

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

ife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

ife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

Its So Common To HEar... How Are You ?

Its So Common To HEar...

How Are You ?

What Are You Doing ?

Howz Your Day??

ANy Plan ?


So I Thought To Ask

Something Different

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Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P

Don't See Others, Do Better Than Yourself .

Don't See Others, Do Better Than Yourself .
Beat Your Own Recors Everyday,

You'll Surely Get Success Beacause Success Is
A Fight Betwaeen You & Yourself."

Hadis. Jab Tum Apne Bister Par Jao To Surah FATHEHA

Hadis.

Jab Tum Apne Bister Par Jao To Surah FATHEHA
Aur Surah IKHLAS Ko Pahr Lia Karo,

"MOAT' K Ilawa Har Cheez Se Cay-Khuf Ho
Jaogaye.

< MUSLIM UNITY >

< MUSLIM UNITY >

" Tum Log Namaz Me Hath Kholnay Or Bandhnay Pe Jaghar Rahy Ho Jab K Dushman Tumhare Hath Katnay Ki Fikar Mai Hai "

IMAM KHOMAENI

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number "Seven"

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number "Seven"
Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the "S"! 7

Rang De Basanti Movie Dekh K Santa Ko Bahut Gussa Aya

Rang De Basanti Movie Dekh K Santa Ko Bahut Gussa Aya

Banta Asked Why Are You So Angry?

Santa:Saala Poori Film Mai Basanti To Dikhai Nahi

Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko 1 Rassi Se Bandha

Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?

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?

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NOKIA
Connecting Pipal

Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",

Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",

Bahare K Hath Me "RADIO",

Gunge K Hath Me "MIKE",

Aur AP K HATH ME "MOBILE"

Kalyug Hai Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai . . .!!

Allah Agar Taufeeq Na De, Insaa.N Ke Bas Ka Kaam Nahin

Allah Agar Taufeeq Na De, Insaa.N Ke Bas Ka Kaam Nahin
Faizan-E-Mohabbat Aam To Hai, Irphan-E-Mohabbat Aam Nahin

Tarjumaa/Translation

If God Doesnt Grant Him Wisdom, Man Cannot Succeed (In Love)
Falling In Love Is Commonplace, To Recognize Love Requires Divine Grace .

It Is Easy To Say How We Love New Friends,

It Is Easy To Say How We Love New Friends,

And What We Think Of Them, But Words Can

Never Trace Out All The Fibers That Knit Us To The Old.

You Were A Revelation

You Were A Revelation
The Day I Saw You Standing
In The Distance
Your Hands Held Tight The Balcony
An Overcast Look Adorned Your Face
And For The Second Time In My Life
I Needed To Hold You
And Oh, How I Wanted To.
Forgive Me.

One Day You Will Love Me

One Day
You Will Love Me
As I Once Loved You
One Day
You Will Cry Over Me
Like I Cried Over You
One Day
You Will Want Me
And I Wont Want You.

Friendship Is The Only Thing

Friendship Is The Only Thing

In The World Concerning


The Usefulness


Of Which


All Mankind


Are Agreed...

I Don't Need A Friend

I Don't Need A Friend


Who Changes When I Change


And Who Nods


When I Nod


My Shadow Does That Much Better...

When You Are A Mother, You Are Never Really Alone

When You Are A Mother,


You Are Never Really Alone


In Your Thoughts.


A Mother Always Has To Think Twice,


Once For Herself


And Once For Her Child.

Apne Aap Mein Simte Rehna Acha Lagta Hai

Apne Aap Mein Simte Rehna Acha Lagta Hai
Chup Chaap Kuch na Kehna Acha Lagta Hai
Ham Nahi Kabil Teri Chahat K
Phir B Teri Chahat Mein Rehna Acha Lagta Hai

Pereshan Hai Dil Aur Zindagi Udas Bhi

Pereshan Hai Dil Aur Zindagi Udas Bhi
Tanha Hon Mein Aur Sab Kuch Mere Pas B
Lagta Hai Mein Hoon Per Mein Hoon Bhi Nahi
Sab Kuch Mila Bhi Aese Jaise Kuch Mila Hee Nahi

Ajeeb Hijar parasti Thi Uski Fitrat Mein

Ajeeb Hijar parasti Thi Uski Fitrat Mein
Shajar Ke Tooty Patty Talash Kerta Tha
Qayyam Kerta Tha Wo Mujh Mein Soofyon Ki Tarah
Udas Reh Ker Goshay Talash Kerta Tha
Tamam Rat Wo Zakham De ke Apne Pairon Ko
Mere Wajod Ke Raizay Talash Kerta tha
Duain Kerta Tha Ujray Huy Mazaron Per
Bary Ajeeb Sahary Talash Kerta Tha
Bhulaye Kyun Aziyat Pasandiyan Uski
Khusi K Dhair Mein Sadmay Talash Kerta Tha

Mujhe Aadat Si HO Giye Hai Subha Sham Likhta Hon

Mujhe Aadat Si HO Giye Hai Subha Sham Likhta Hon
Tumhain Mohsin
Tumhe Dilbar
Tumhe Gulfam Likhta Hon
MeiN Haton Per
Kitabon Per
Darakhton Per
Diwaron Per
Mein Jab Likhon
Jahan B Likhon
Sirf?
Sirf Apni Jaan
Yani Apka Naam Likhta Hon

Ek Uski Khushi Mein APni Jaan War Don

Ek Uski Khushi Mein APni Jaan War Don
Jeti Hui Bazi Ko Ek Pal mein Haar Don
Unki Aankho Mein Aanso Hamse Dekhe Nahi Jate
Je De Usey Gham Uski Duniya Ujar Don

When You Speak From Your Heart

When You Speak From Your Heart

And Say The Words Your Soul Has Only

Dared To Whisper,

That's When Miracles Happen !!

So, Believe In Yourself


Good Morning

Dil ki choton nme kabhi chain se na rehny dia

Dil ki choton nme kabhi chain se na rehny dia
Jab chali serd hawa mein ne tujhe yaad kia
Iska rona nahi kyun tumne kia dil berbaad
Iska gham hai bohat der mein berbaad kia

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??







Socho Socho . . .










"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

Sardar: Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha...

Sardar:
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha...

Dost:
Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?

Sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai :-)

Aap Salulaho Alaihay Wasalam Sy Pocha Gya

Aap Salulaho Alaihay Wasalam Sy Pocha Gya

Do Admi Apus Mai Milai To Phly Kon Salam Kry?


Farmaya Jo In Mai Sy


ALLAH TAALAH K Zyada Kreb Ho."

Ae Ibne Adam!

Ae Ibne Adam!
Jub Gunahoon Ke Bawajod Khuda
Ki Naymatien Musalsal Tujhe Milti Rahien
To Hoshyar Hojana
(Ke Tera Hisab Qarib Aur
Sakht Tareen Ha)
Hazrat Ali(R.A)

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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.
.
.
.

Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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.
.
.
Ganddaaa;-)

When We Have The Heart To

When We Have The Heart To

Forget Those Who Made Us Smile,

Why Cant We've The Heart To Forgive


Someone Who Made Us Cry.


Have Nice Day!

Think Of Your Faults The

Think Of Your Faults The

First Part Of The Night

When You Are Awake,

And The Faults Of Others

The Latter Part Of The Night

When You Are Asleep. Good Night.

Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata

Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"

yai dunia kia hai

yai dunia kia hai


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?
?

gum kadarya hai....





toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.

pathan to shopkeeper: "Easy Load he?"

pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,

pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....

JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......

JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......
Churra Her Shakhs Nai BagHal Mai Daba Raka Hai ....

What Makes A Frindship Special

What Makes A Frindship Special Is The Way Each One Remembers The Other When They Are Apart. They Miss The Talks, The Laughs N The Time They Spent Together. Life Changes, Memories Don't.
I Miss U.

Her Insan Ki Alag Pechan Hoti Ha.Magr Hamary SMS Ke Alag Shan Hoti Hai.

Her Insan Ki Alag Pechan Hoti Ha.Magr Hamary SMS Ke Alag Shan Hoti Hai.
Har Kisi Ko Hum Nahi
Ker Te SMS.
Magar Jis Ko Karen SMS Us Me Hamari Jaan Hoti Hai....

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey

Maangu Bas Unhe Yeh Ibaadat De De

Maangu Bas Unhe
Yeh Ibaadat De De
Ai Khuda Tere Khazane Se
Thodi Si Mohabbat De De
Kaaash ! Woh Saath Nibhaye
Hamara Umr Bhar Ka
Ya Phir Unke Dar Par
Marne Ki Ijaazat De De.

Hum To Har Ek Ko Apna Kar Risht Banate Gaye

Hum To Har Ek Ko Apna Kar Risht Banate Gaye
Jahan Jahan Se Guzre Apni Yaad Chodte Gaye
Par Kismat Ka Likha Bhi Ajeeb Hai.
Gunehgar Koi Aur Tha Hum Saza Pate Gaye

Jiger Ho Gaye Ga Chalni Yey Ankhai Khon Roye Gein

Jiger Ho Gaye Ga Chalni Yey Ankhai Khon Roye Gein.



AZ33M Logo Se Nibah K Kuch Nai Milta.

Teray Kochay Se Aub Mairy Taulq Wajbi Sa Ha

Teray Kochay Se Aub Mairy Taulq Wajbi Sa Ha.





Mager Jub Be Guzerta Hon Ankhein Bheg Jati Han.

Friends Are Like The Sun ...

Friends Are Like The Sun ...

They Never Fail To Proceed To Make All Your Days

Bright & Warm ... [-_-]

Mine Friendship For U Is A Journey

Mine Friendship For U Is A Journey

Starting At Forever

And

Ending At Never

Zara Si Baat Dair Tak Rulati Rahi,

Zara Si Baat Dair Tak Rulati Rahi,

Khushi Main Bhi Ankh Ashk Bhati Rahi,

Koi Mil K Kho Gaya, Koi Kho K Mil Gaya,

Bas Zindagi Humein Aisay He Azmati Rahi

TIME... AlOnE CaN PrOvE tHe WoRtH oF FRIENDSHIP ...

TIME...

AlOnE CaN PrOvE tHe WoRtH oF FRIENDSHIP ...

As Tym gOeS By, We LoOsE tHe FaLse OnEzZz ...

n

KeEp thE bEsT ...

Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya . He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation.. Driver Went And Whe

Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya "

7 Saal Pehlay Meri Girl Friend K

7 Saal Pehlay Meri Girl Friend K Saray Bhai Kam Per Jatay Thay , Aj Saale Ghar Me Bethay Hain Aur Date Marna Mission Impossible Ho Gya Ha ..

JEENAY Do MUSHARAF

Pehle Pakistan Ki Abaadi Khatarnak Hadh Se Tajawuz Kr Rahi Thi Lekin Ab Khudkush Bum Dhamakon Ki Waja Se Kafi Control Main Hy . . . Farq Tou P

Pehle Pakistan Ki Abaadi Khatarnak Hadh Se Tajawuz Kr Rahi Thi




Lekin Ab Khudkush Bum Dhamakon Ki Waja Se Kafi Control Main Hy . . .




Farq Tou Para Hai . . .

Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf Ameer Log Hi Candle Light Diner Karte That .....

Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf Ameer Log Hi Candle Light Diner Karte That .....


Magar Aj Har Koi Candel Light Diner Karrta Hai ( Due To Loud Shading )


JEO MUSHARAF

8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...

8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam


Jeo Musharaf

7 Sal Pehle Meri Girl Frnd K Sare Bhai Ghar Main Rehte Thai

7 Sal Pehle Meri Girl Frnd K Sare Bhai Ghar Main Rehte Thai

Aur Us K Sath Date Marna Muskil Hota Tha
Ab Sab Bhai Atta K Liye Line Main Kahrey Rehtey Hain

Ab Maze Hi Maze ....

Geo Musharaf

Pehle Bacho'n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha

Pehle Bacho'n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha


Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se

School Band Rehte Hyn . . .

Farq Tou Para Hy

Bache Bache Ka Naara


"Geo Musharaf" ;->

2000 Mai Lipstick Kitnee Sastii Hotii Thiii :)

2000 Mai Lipstick Kitnee Sastii Hotii Thiii :)

But Aj Tu Sab Se Farighh Brand Bhi Mehnga Ha :(

Jeeenay Doo Mushii

Latest News On GeO. . .

Latest News On GeO. . .


"Mushta'el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .









Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "



GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->

Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi Khatarnaak Hud

Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi Khatarnaak Hud Se Tajawaz Kar Chuki Thi Lekin Aab KHUDKASH DHAMAKOON ki Wajha Se Kaffi Control Mai Hai ..

Farq To Parta Hai

" GEO MUSHARAF "

Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha..

Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha..

Ab Aatay k Liye Line Banani Parti Hy
Aur
Har Line Mai 3,4 Pathan Zaroor Hotay Hain

< Jeenay Doo Musharaf >

Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" Akhri Aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" AKhri Haram Da "

.


Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA

Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .

A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die

A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..





AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF

~*~ Phir Yaad Aane Lage ~*~

~*~ Phir Yaad Aane Lage ~*~



Muddato'n Baad Dekha Unhai'n,
Hosh Kaise Thikaane Lage

Ashk Palko'n Pe Aaye Meri
Aur Lab Thar-tharane Lage

Jaane Ksei Hawa Chali
Phool Phir Muskurane Lage

Jin Ko Mushkil Se Bhoolay Thay Hum
Phir Wohi Yaad Aane Lage

Bullandio'n Pe Hamesha Humain Nahi Rehna

Bullandio'n Pe Hamesha Humain Nahi Rehna

Hum Aaftab Hain Aur Shaam Ki Azaan Tak Hain

Yun Hii Tou Rooh Nahi Torti Hai Hisaar-e-Badan

Yun Hii Tou Rooh Nahi Torti Hai Hisaar-e-Badan

Zaroor Apna koI Baadlo'n K Paar Bhi ai

When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

&

Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...

If U're Not Using Your Smile

If U're Not Using Your Smile

U're Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

Check Book

Pakistan Ek Aisa Mulk Hy

Pakistan Ek Aisa Mulk Hy

Jis K Logn Har Ghante K Baad Khush Hote Hyn



Pata Hy Kab


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"Jab Light Aati Hy" ;->

"Geo Musharraf"

General presidents Of Pakistan

General presidents Of Pakistan

Sikandar Mirza Died At The Age Of 65

Ayub Died At 65

Yahya Died At 65

Zia Died At 65

Musharraf Is Gonna B 65 In 2008


Hope For The Best ...

meri jaan mubarak ho aapko ye

meri jaan mubarak ho aapko ye; din jab jab ye mubarak din ayegi, tab tab me ye is khuda ko sukriya kahungi ;
kyun ke isdin ko banaya gaya to he mere liye, aapko jamin pe uttara gaya he mere liye,
to ye din mubarak ho mujhe aur us dil ko jo aapki to he par dhadakta he mere liye.

Tere khushboo main basay Khat main jalaataa kaise

Tere khushboo main basay Khat main jalaataa kaise
Piyaar main doobe huwe Khat main jalaataa kaise


Jin ko duniyaa kii nigaahon se chhupaaye rakhaa
Jin ko ik umr kaleje se lagaaye rakhaa



Saalahaa-saal mere naam baraabar likhe
Kabhii din main to kabhii raat main uthakar likhe


Piyaar main Doobe huwe Khat main jalaata kaise
Tere haathon ke likhe Khat main jalaata kaise




SaiN

Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-

Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

ToDaY Is ThE ToMmOrOw

ToDaY
Is
ThE
ToMmOrOw
AboUt
ThAt
We
WeRe
WoRrIeD
aBOuT
YeStErdAy . . . =)

gUd MoRnInG

n

StAy BlEsSeD ...

Wake Up With A Smile

"Wake Up With A Smile
Say A Quiet Little Prayer.
Give Everyone A Big Smile
Show The World You Care

Friends Make Life A Total Joy
Can Change Your Entire Day.
Cultivate Your Own Happiness
Chase Those Lousy Blues Away."


gUd MoRnInG

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]

Hi, How r u?

Hi, How r u?
Are u free Tomorrow?
Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New
















"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
Admission Free, Special offer 4 u... ;->

Pakistan Post Office

Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUSSAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
Stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!

Lo Jee! Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish

Lo Jee!
Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish, Tay Awam Day Jazbat Di Tarjmani Wastey...
Ik Wari Fair Paish Aye..


Na ZUBAN Se
Na MISS CAL Se
Na SMS Se
Na PHONE Se
Na POST Se
Na E-MAIL Se
DIRECT
;+""+.+""+;
+ DIL SE +
"+.
.+""+"

WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di ...

|*| 2day's Thought |*|

|*| 2day's Thought |*|


Ache Zndagi Jeenay K 2 Tareqay

1

Jo Psand Hai Usay Hasil Kar Lo



Aur
2


Jo Hasil Hai Usay Psand Kar Lo . . .!!

Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR

Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR
We All Wonder What They R
Up Above A Jura So High
Like An Antena In The Sky
Dimag Ka Portion Always Dry
Ab Hans De Papu Dont B Shy

Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0321-6307893

Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0321-6307893


Ye No:100 Khobsurt Or Cute Girls Ko Send Kero

Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi

Or

Khobsurt Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka.

khudi ko kar garam itna

khudi ko kar garam itna

khudi ko kar garam itna

kai sardi anay say pahlay

kai sardi anay say pahlay


khuda banday say khud pochay


?

?

?
bata teri razai kaha hai

peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

Rishwat khan

Zillat khan

Mutafiq khan

Ajeeb khan

Hairat khan

Makan khan

Ma'loom khan

Pathjhar khan

Zameen khan

Akhrot khan

Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he



kisi ki pasand se hame kya




hame to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND he

wah wah

.;';';. _Y__o__ 6am

.;';';.
_Y__o__ 6am

.;';';. o
_Y_____ 7am

o
.;';';.
_Y_____ 8am

SUN RISE!

DEFEAT Is NOT When You

DEFEAT Is NOT When You
Fall Down..

It Is When You Refuse
To Get Up...!

~ Alexander,The Great.

If You Look At What You Do Not Have In Life

If You Look At What You Do Not Have In Life,
You Don't Have Anything,
If You Look At What You Have In Life,
You Have Everything.

Dil Ko Aram Milta Hai Tujhay Pane Se

Dil Ko Aram Milta Hai Tujhay Pane Se,
Meri Sans Main Sans Hai Bas Tere Hi Aane Se,
Kaise Tuh Chor Jati Hai Mujhay Bhari Mehfil Main Tanha,
Kya Dar Lagta Hai Tujhe Mere Karib Aane Say...

Dua Karte Hai Hum Sar Jhukaye

Dua Karte Hai Hum Sar Jhukaye, Aye Dost Aap Apni Manzil Ko Paye,
Ager Kabhi Teri Raho Main Andhera Aaye,
To Roshni Ke Lyie Khuda Humko Jalaye,,
Happey Friendship.!

Patience And Perseverance

Patience
And
Perseverance
Have A Magical Affect
Before Which
Difficulties Disappear
And Obstacles Vanish.

There Is No Better Time Than Now.

There Is No Better Time Than Now.
The Time To Live Is Now.
The Time To Dream Is Now.
The Time To Imagine And Forget The Past Is Now.
The Time To Shine Is Now.
The Time To Bleed, Sweat,
And Determine Yourself For
The Things You Want Most Is Now.

The Mediocre Teacher Tells.

The Mediocre Teacher Tells.

The Good Teacher Explains.

The Superior Teacher Strates.

The Great Teacher Inspires.

To Handle Yourself,

To Handle Yourself,

Use Your Head;

To Handle Others,

Use Your Heart.

2day Thought

2day Thought
Ambition Is A Dead Sea Fruit,
And The Greatest Peril To The Soul
Is That One Is Likely To Get Precisely
What He Is Seeking.

MeiN ne Ro Ro K Shab Guzari hai

MeiN ne Ro Ro K Shab Guzari hai
Apke Haath mein Lakeerain hain
Werna Taqdeer To Hamari Hai
Dil Mera Torte Ho To Lo Toro
Cheeez meri Nahi tumhari Hai

AMANAT.. Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti

AMANAT..

Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote...
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote...

taqseem-E-Mohabbat Mein Kuch Gham Hee Mile

taqseem-E-Mohabbat Mein Kuch Gham Hee Mile
Phir B Shikayat Hai K Dukh Kam Hee Mile
Ae Zindagi Ek Baat Bata Zara Humy
Kia Dil Dukhane K Liye Tujhe Ham Hee Mile

"Mohabbat.. Dekhoo Muhabat Karoo Tu Itni Karoo K Koi Had Na Rahay

"Mohabbat..

Dekhoo Muhabat Karoo Tu Itni Karoo K Koi Had Na Rahay
Intezar Karoo Tu Itna Karoo K Koi Waqt Na Rahay
Bharoosa Karoo Tu Itna Karoo K Koi Shak Na Rahay
Nafrat Karoo Tu Itni Karoo K Phir Muhabat Na Rahayv

NABI KAREEM (SAW) Ne Darmaya

NABI KAREEM (SAW) Ne Darmaya ,

" ALLAH TALA Jab Kisi Banday Ki Halaqat Ka
Faisla Karta Hay To Ausay HAYA Se Mehroom Kar Deta Ha ."

( IBN E MAJA )

Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"

Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"


Q ???












Umpire Beimaan Tha ???



No ...

















Socho...





















Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->

Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya

Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ???

Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...

Boy: I'll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean

Boy: I'll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ...


Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??

Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...

Can U Tell Me Your Ingredients

Can U Tell Me Your Ingredients
B'coz I've Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud'nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"

~* A Great Feeling Quote *~

~* A Great Feeling Quote *~

S o m e

O f

U s

F e e l

T h e

R a i n ,

O t h e r s

J u s t

G e t

W e t

Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Expensive Jaga Ghuma Lao

Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Expensive Jaga Ghuma Lao ....





















Memon Us Ko Petrol Pump Ghuma K Le Aaya ... ;->

Hi Moon, My friend is going to sleep.

Hi Moon,

My friend is going to sleep.

Tell 2 ur's brother sun to raise

2Morow late becoz my friend wants More relax.

Good Night

Purani kahawat hai k

Purani kahawat hai k,
sotay waqt koi tension lay kr nahi sona chahiye,
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Phir bhi
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Hum Aap ko yad kr k soty hain...!

Good nigt.

"Nite Reality" "Funny Quote"

"Nite Reality"

"Funny Quote"

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax,

But i keep falling asleep..

G::_:: D Nite:
stay blessd:

Old concept: "Do or die "

Old concept: "Do or die "
New concept: "Do before u die "
Latest concept: "Dont die until u do "
Our concept:
"WHAT TO DO!?!?!"

My eyes said,

My eyes said,

"I'm so tired ..
Plz cum to sleep &giv me rest"
But my heart said,
"Plz wish ur dear one to hav lovely night".
So..
Gud night

Na Din Ko Light.. Na Raat Ko Light

Na Din Ko Light..
Na Raat Ko Light



Waaaah waaaah




Na Din Ko Light..
Na Raat Ko Light



GOOD NIGHT
GOOD NIGHT.. :* xx

Ek Kahawat Hai.

Ek Kahawat Hai.

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.

"Kanjos Doston Se Neend Behtar Hai."

So GOOD NIGHT. :-)

As Night Falls upon the Land,

As Night Falls upon the Land,
It is Time To Zzzz Again.

With the Moon hanging in the Starlit Sky,
I'm Here to Wish You Good Night!

Sun Is Switched Off!

Sun Is Switched Off!

Stars Are Switched On!

Blue Sky Goes Off

And

Black Sky Comes In!

So A Cool Night Is Coming!

Go To Bed! And Sleep Well.

We have a Daily updated Urdu

We have a Daily updated Urdu And english Good Night SMS Collection. You can read these Romantic and lovely Good night Messages and send these SMS to your love. These Goodnight SMS are for your friends also. Send these Hindi Good night Poetry Message to all your friendships

Thakanpur Se Fresh Nagar Jane Wali

Thakanpur Se Fresh Nagar Jane Wali

Nindiya Express Befoam Pe Khari Hy

Aap Se Guzarish Hai K

Apne Qeemti Sapne Saath Le Ker Sawar Ho jayiye ... =)

*Good Night *

Bill Gates ... "Every Morning Get Up

Bill Gates ...


"Every Morning Get Up
An Look Through The
List Of The Richest People
In The World. If Your Name
Is Not There Please Go To Work .. "

gOod MoRnIng

If U're Feeling Low Don't Despair ...

If U're Feeling Low

Don't Despair ...

The Sun Has A Sinking Spell Every Night

But

It Comes Back Up Every Morning ... =)

~.~ GOOD MORNING ~.~

Suppose If Mirror Was Not Invented

Suppose If Mirror Was Not Invented

&

I Ask U To Describe

How My Face Looks

How Wud U Describe .... ???

The Only Difference Between

The Only Difference Between

A Wise Man And A Stupid Man

Is The Magnitude

Of Their Mistakes ...

The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything ...

Facts Are GOD'S Argument ...

Facts Are GOD'S Argument ...

We Should Be Carefull

Never To

Misunderstand

Or

Prevent Them

Aisi Hawa Chali Sab Phool Jal gaye

Aisi Hawa Chali Sab Phool Jal gaye
Sab Se aziz Log B Kitne Badal Gaye
Uss Ke Begair Kis Ko jeenay Ka Guman Tha
Hum Khud B Sochte Hain K Kese Sanbhal Gaye

Select 1 Of Given Smells & Than I'll Tell U

Select 1 Of Given Smells & Than I'll Tell U
What Kind Of Person U r ???


1. MEHNDI
2. BAARISH K BAAD MITTI KI KHUSHBUU
3. KHAANE Ki
4. NAIL CLRZ
5. WALL PAINT
6. INK SMELL




MEHNDI = True & Luving Person

BAARISH = Sensitivve & Deep Thinker

KHAANE Ki = Greedy

NAIL CLRZ = Always Praise & Show Off

WALL PAINT = Love Family & Home

INK = Creative & Shy

Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life

Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky

Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?

Never Change Your Originality For The Sake Of Others

Never Change Your Originality For The Sake Of Others
Because
No One Can Play Your Role Better Than U,
So Be Yourself.
Because U R So Sweet In Yourself.

B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala

B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
Moti Moti Ankhon Wala
Lmbi lmbi Munchon Wala
Mehlon Men Wo Rhta Tha
EnGlish Wine Peeta Tha
Khata Tha Wo Sonf Spari
Nam Tha Uska

Asif Zrdari

Braintwister: Arrange This Scrambled Word

Braintwister: Arrange This Scrambled Word

N R A I T C O M



Clue:



If U Love Or Like Someone, U'll Never Forget This Word



Send Me The Answer


Answer :-

R O M A N T I C

QuOtE oF tHe DaY:

QuOtE oF tHe DaY:

"Excellence Comes When The Performer Takes Pride In Doing His Best."

Main Niyat Karta Houn

Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |'!'|

Phatan: Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye

Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->

Mubarak Ha Aaj Ka Din Ke Is Roz

Mubarak Ha Aaj Ka Din Ke Is Roz
Wiladat Hoi Hazrat Imam -I- Ali Almarof
Hazrat Syed Imam Zain Ul Abdeen
15 Jamad Ul Awal 38 Hijri At Madina Munawra,

21 May

God Sends Us Meat

God

Sends


Us


Meat,


The


Devil


Sends


Us


Cooks.

Proverb

The Tears I Wish To Wipe Away,

The Tears I Wish

To Wipe Away,

Will Run Unchecked

For Another Day.


Alas,


That Is The Price I Pay.

Wishing To Be Friends Is

Wishing To Be

Friends Is

Quick Work,

But Friendship


Is A Slow


Ripening Fruit.

cRaZy tHoUghT

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A


Man Bring


His Wife Flowers


For No Reason,


There's A Reason.

Mohammad (Saw) Said

Mohammad (Saw) Said:- "Muslmano Tum Main Say Ko Shaks Apni Peshani Say Us Mitti Kay User Ko Saf Na Kare Jo Namaz Main Sjday Say Lagi Ho Q K Jub Tuk Nmazi Kay Sjday Ka Nishan Us Kay Chehre Ur Pyshani Pur Hay Farishtae Us Kay Liye Dua - E - Maghfirat Mangte Rehtay Hain".

Hello Ji.. Haan Ji..

Hello Ji..

Haan Ji..

Ji Ji..

Really

Phir

Sachi

Acha Kese?

G Haan

Kiya

Oh Nahee Ji

"Sorry Wrong Number"

Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..

Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..

Kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyun Kiya..

Sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne Kaha Tha Ke..

Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..

I Fear God, And Next To

I Fear God,

And Next To

God I Chiefly

Fear Him

Who Fears Him Not.

Being Happy Doesnt Mean Everything Is Perfect

Being Happy Doesnt Mean Everything Is Perfect
It Means Dat U Have Decided To Look
Beyond All The Imperfection & It Is The
Most Beautiful Type Of Faith On ALLAH

Being Happy Doesnt Mean Everything Is Perfect

Being Happy Doesnt Mean Everything Is Perfect
It Means Dat U Have Decided To Look
Beyond All The Imperfection & It Is The
Most Beautiful Type Of Faith On ALLAH

What Is Easy And What Is Difficult In Life??

What Is Easy And What Is Difficult In Life??

Easy To Judge The Mistake Of Others ...!!

Difficult Is To Recognise And Accept Our Own Mistake.

[{*HAZRAT ALI (R.A)*}]

[{*HAZRAT ALI (R.A)*}]
Jab Insaan Ki Aqal Mukamal Ho Jati Hai To,
Uski Guftagoo Mukhtasar Ho Jati Hai.

Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->

Hansa: April Fool Kya Hota Hai?

Hansa: April Fool Kya Hota Hai?

Prafful: Babuji Mujhe Kaise Bulate Hai ...

Hansa : A PRAFUL
A PRAFUL
A PRAFUL
A PRAFUL
Achcha Wo APRIL FOOL.

Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab?

Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab?

Praful: Confuse Hansaaaa

Jab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?

Hansa: Ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki

"Lo Fuse Ud Gaya

Ab Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?

Kaun Fuse.

Acchha Confuse...Achhaa Acchha Confuse

There Is No Limit Of God's Love

There Is No Limit Of God's Love;

No Measure Of His Grace;

His Power Knows No Boundaries

And HIS Blessings Are Endless

May GOD Be With You Always...

Travelling Down The Memory Lane

Travelling Down The Memory Lane

Is Not Eye Filled With Tears.

Travelling Down The Memory Lane

Brings Fresh And Soothing Air.

Travelling Down The Memory Lane

Is A Test Of Time And Mind

Travelling Down The Memory Lane
Is A Joy Of It's Kind

GOOD MORNING

Lets Play A GAME.. Its Very Interesting..

Lets Play A GAME..

Its Very Interesting..

Ready?

3

2

1


START..

Kia Start?

Kameenay Parh Lay
Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.

Exams Horahe Hain

The Easiest Way To Make Your

The Easiest Way


To Make Your


Old Car Run Better,


Is To Check


The Prices


0f New Car ... !!

Hadees-E-Pak Ka Mafhoom He

Hadees-E-Pak Ka Mafhoom He

"Jo QIBLAY Ki Janib Thookay Qiyamat K Din Is Tarah Aaye Ga K Oska Thook

Donu Aankho K Darmiyan Hoga"

(Abu Dawood)
SURROR ATTARI

Exam Anthem

|?| Exam Anthem|?|

Hum Honge Kamyab, Hum Honge All Pass Ek Din,
Hoho... Likhte He Bakwas,
Fir B He Vishwas, Result Hoga Jhakas,
Hum Honge All Pass
Ek Din.

Shoaib Akhtar Says

Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,





Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |'!'|

"AKHRAT" Andhaira Hai

"AKHRAT" Andhaira Hai
Js Ka Chirag "NAIK AMAL" Hai
"DUNYA" Ki Mohobat Andhaira Hai
Js Ka Chirag "TAQWA" Hai
"GUNAH" Andhaira Hai
Js Ka Chirag "TOBA" Hai
"QABR" Andara Hai Js Ka Chirag"KALMA E TAYABA"Hai
"PUL SIRAT" Andhaira Hai
Js Ka Chirag"YAQIN" Hai . . . /


(HZRT ABO BKR SIDIQ R.A)

Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->

Hadees-E-Pak S.A.W.

Hadees-E-Pak S.A.W.

"Jab Koi Banda Allah Ki Naimat Pr Alhamdulilah

Kehta Hai Tu Allah UsKo Is Se Afzal Naimat Ata Frmata Hai."

(Ibn'e Maja)

Ek Handsom Waiter Ne Sardar Se Hotel Mein Khane Ka Bill Manga

Ek Handsom Waiter Ne Sardar Se Hotel Mein Khane Ka Bill Manga...

Sardar-O Ji Ham Ne To Kuch Khaya Hi Nhi,


Waiter- But Sir Khana To Ready Tha


Sardar- Acha Tu Meri Biwi Ko Line Maarne Ka Bill De



Waiter-Main Ne To Line Nhi Maari
Sardar- To Kya Hua! Meri Biwi To Ready Thi

Fantastic Quote About LIFE

Fantastic Quote About LIFE:-

Everything Is "Prewritten"

And Nothing Can B

Re-Written!"


So Live The Best And Leave The Rest.

Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain

Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,

Mr.Choha Ne Waiter Ko Order Diya

Malai Potty
Shahi Potty
Karahi Potty
Mix Potty

Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna

Bahut Smell Ati Hain

Dhoondte Kiya Ho In Annkhon Mein Kahani Meri

Dhoondte Kiya Ho In Annkhon Mein Kahani Meri,
Khud Mein Gum Rehna To Aadat Hai Purani Meri,
Bheer Mein Mil Jaoon Ga Asani Se Khoya Khoya Rehna Hai Nishani Meri.......

Aanson Mere Tham Jaein To Shoq Se Jana..

Aanson Mere Tham Jaein To Shoq Se Jana..




Aise Mein Kahaan Jao Ge Barsat Bohat Hai....

Abhi To Zid Hai Unhein Rasta Badlne Ki

Abhi To Zid Hai Unhein Rasta Badlne Ki.


Woh Roein Ge Bhi Bohat Meri Chahtoon Ke Liye..

Tum Raah Main Esay Kharay To Ho Gaey Ho

Tum Raah Main Esay Kharay To Ho Gaey Ho,


Kis Kis Ko Btao Gay K Ghar Kuo Nahi Jatey

Mana K Taghaful Na Karo Gay Lekin

Mana K Taghaful Na Karo Gay Lekin,


Khak Ho Jaey Gay Tum Ko Khabar Hony Tak

Naam Na Lena Qasid Faqat Itna Hi Keh Dena

Naam Na Lena Qasid Faqat Itna Hi Keh Dena,


Jinhy Tum Bhol Bethy Ho Wo Aksar Yaad Krty Hai

Tumein Khabar Hi Nahin K Koi Tooot Gaya

Tumein Khabar Hi Nahin K Koi Tooot Gaya


Mohabatton Ko Boht Payedar Kartay Huwey

Yeh Zarori Nahi K Aag Se Jal Jaye Bashar

Yeh Zarori Nahi K Aag Se Jal Jaye Bashar,


Baaz Logoun Ko Muqadar Bh Jala Dete Hain..

Maza Barsaat Ka Chaho To In Aankhon Main Aa Betho

Maza Barsaat Ka Chaho To In Aankhon Main Aa Betho


Woh Berson Main Kabhi Bersey Yeh Berson Sey Barasti Hain

Abhi Is Taraf Na Nigah Kar Main Gazal Ki Palkain Sawaar Lon.

Abhi Is Taraf Na Nigah Kar Main Gazal Ki Palkain Sawaar Lon.

Mera Lafz Lafz Ho Ayina Tujhy Ayine Main Utaar Lon.

Main Usay Dill Say Piyar Karti Hoon Rang

Main Usay Dill Say Piyar Karti Hoon Rang Jis Ka Hina Say Milta Hai.
Rangat Main Dilfarareb Hum Bhi Nahin LAKIN Saanwali Si Is Jori Say Zamana Jalta Hai.

DIl Ki Dharkano Ko Ek Lamha Saber Nahi

DIl Ki Dharkano Ko Ek Lamha Saber Nahi
Shayad K Usko Ab bhi Meri qadar Nahi
Jab Safar Na Tha Hamsafer Tha Wo
Ab Safer Hai to wo hamsafer Nahi

Hum TO Tere Dil KI Mehfil Sajane Aaye The

Hum TO Tere Dil KI Mehfil Sajane Aaye The
Teri Qasam Tujhe APna banane aaye the
Kis Bata ki saza di tu ne hum ko
bewafa ham TO tere dard ko aapnane aaye the

Elaaj Iska Bhala Kia Tujeh Bataon Mein

Elaaj Iska Bhala Kia Tujeh Bataon Mein
Bicher K Agar Tujhko Yaad Aaon mein
Tujhe manaon Her Bar Rooth Jane Per
Tu Zindagi hai Tujhe Kese Bhool Jaonga Mein

Kisi K Hijar Ka Phir Imtihan Toot Para

Kisi K Hijar Ka Phir Imtihan Toot Para
Hamare Dil Mein koi Makaan toot para
Bas Ik Lamhe ko Kamzor Per Gaye thy ham
Uss Ik Lamhe Mein Sara jahan Toot Para

Usey Ik Saltanat Ki Rajhdani Chiye Thi

Usey Ik Saltanat Ki Rajhdani Chiye Thi
Mohabbat MeiN B Usko Hukmurani Chiye thi
Bicherne Ka wo Pehle Se taheya Ker Chuka Tha
Usey Meri Tarf Se bad-Gumani Chiye Thi

Kaha Uss Ne KE Aakhir Tum

Kaha Uss Ne
KE Aakhir
Tum
Bhula Do Ge
Mujhe Ek Din
Kaha Mein Ne
Karon Mein Kia
K Mer Jana
Muqaddar Hai

Mein Kyun Na Terk-E-Taluq Ki Ibtida Kerta

Mein Kyun Na Terk-E-Taluq Ki Ibtida Kerta
MeiN Agar Ye Na Kerta To Aur Kia Kerta
WO MEre Zabt Ka Andaza Kerne Aaya Tha
Mein Hans K Zakaham Na Khata To AUr KIa Kerta
Bara Andhera Tha Un Ki Rahoon MEin Ay Dil
Mein Apna Ghar Na Jalata To Aur Kia Kerta

Uske Nazdeek Gham-E-Tarq-Wafa Kuch B Nahi

Uske Nazdeek Gham-E-Tarq-Wafa Kuch B Nahi
Mutmaeen Aise Hain Wo Jese Hua Kuch B Nhai
Ab To haton Ki lakeerain B Miti Jati Hain
Usko Kaho Mere Pass Bacha Kuch B nahi
Mein To Iss Waste Chup Hoon K Tamasha Na Bane
WO Samjhta Hai Mujeh Uss Se Gila Kuch B Nhai Hai

Bol Na Bol Ay Jane Wale Sun To Le Diwano Ki

Bol Na Bol Ay Jane Wale Sun To Le Diwano Ki
AB Nahi Dekhi Jati Hamse Ye Halat Armano Ki
Husn K Khilte Phool hamesha Bedardon K Hath Lage
Aur Chahat K matwalon Ko Dhool Mili Weerano Ki
Dil K Nazdeek Nazuk Jazbon Per Raaj Hai Sone Chandi Ka
Ye Duniya Kia Qemat Degi Sada Dil Insano Ki

cRaZy tHoUghT

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save Water

Take Bath

With


Neighbours Daughter

Dua Bas Aik Dua Hai Meri Apnay Khuda Say

Dua

Bas Aik Dua Hai Meri Apnay Khuda Say
Agah Rakhay Har Pal Mujhay Apni Saza Say
Mit'ti Hai To Mit Jaye Ye Hasti Meri
Par Dil Na Dukhay Kisi Ka Meri Waja Say

Feeling Sad? Then Imagine

Feeling Sad?









Then Imagine
.
Im Wid U


( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)


Now U Happy?

.
.
.

No?
.
.
.



Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??

"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate

DIET PLAN FOR LIFE; 1)Eat Ur Words

DIET PLAN FOR LIFE;
1)Eat Ur Words
2)Swallow Urpride
3)Digetst The Teaching Of God
4)Elimintae The Ego
5)For Desserts; Indulge In Prayer & Meditation

Life Is Like A BOOK - Everyday Is A New Page

Life Is Like A BOOK - Everyday Is A New Page;
May Your Book Be A BESTSELLER With Adventure To Tell,
Lessons To Learn And Tales Of Good Deeds To Remember.

Life Is Short Forgive Quickly

Life Is Short

Forgive Quickly,
Believe Slowly,
Love Truly,
Laugh Uncontrollably,

And

Never Regret Anything


That Made You Smile .

QuOtE oF tHe DaY: The Best Way To

QuOtE oF tHe DaY:

The Best Way To

Succeed In Life

Is To Act On The


Advice We


Give To Others.

There's Nothing More Beautiful Than A Rainbow

There's Nothing More

Beautiful Than A Rainbow

But It Take Both Rain

And Sunshine To Make One

If Life Is To Be Rounded

And Many Colored Like Rainbow

Both Joy And Sorrow

Must Come To It

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"

Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.

2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3)Ganja Sardr

4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...

FrIeNdS ArE GiFtS WrApPeD iN

FrIeNdS ArE GiFtS

WrApPeD iN

RiBbOnS oF tHoUgHtFuLnEsS

& TrImMeD wItH

KisSeSs & sMiLeS

GiVeN bY GOD

tO sTaY nOt JusT fOr A DaY

BuT

FoR a LiFe tImE ... =)


GuD mOrNiNg

Aik Bar Hazrat Dawood(As) Ne Allah Se Poocha K: A Allah Har Badsha K Koi Kazana Hota Ha Tera Kazana Kia Ha To Allah Ne Farmaya K Mera Kazana Mere Jann

Aik Bar Hazrat Dawood(As) Ne Allah Se Poocha K:
A Allah Har Badsha K Koi Kazana Hota Ha Tera Kazana Kia Ha
To Allah Ne Farmaya K Mera Kazana Mere Jannat Se Zeyada Khushbodar Ha,
Arsh Se Zeyada Bara Ha,
Mere Korse Se Zeyada Wase,
Or Soraj Se Zeyada Rosan Ha Or Wo Momen K Dil Ha.

ALLAH Answers Prayers In Three Ways:

ALLAH Answers Prayers In Three Ways:
He Says Yes And Gives You What You Want. He Says No And Gives You Better. He Says Wait And Gives You The
Best In His Own Time.

Verily, Allah Does Not Look

Verily, Allah Does Not Look Towards Your Bodies Nor Towards Your Appearances. But, He Looks Towards Your Hearts. (Muslim)

Mein Kis Say Tashbeh Doon, Kis Say Moazna Karoun?

Mein Kis Say Tashbeh Doon, Kis Say Moazna Karoun?

Khuda Nay Jab Keh Diya Teray Baad Koi NABI Nahee...
SUBHANALLAH

Har Ek Sawal Ka Usko Jawab Kya Deti?

Har Ek Sawal Ka Usko Jawab Kya Deti?
Main Apni Zaat Ka Usko Hisab Kya Deti?
Jo Ek Lafz Ki Khushbu Na Rakh Saka Mehfooz!
Mai Us Ke Hath Mein Puri Kitab Kya Deti?

Muhabbat Main Maine Kya Kuch Nhi Luta Diya

Muhabbat Main Maine Kya Kuch Nhi Luta Diya,


Unko Pasand Thi Roshni Or Hamne Khud Ko Jala Diya....

Singer To His Neighbor:

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.

No One Is Born Happy But All Of Us Are Born

No One Is Born Happy
But All Of Us Are Born
Wid The Ability 2 Cre8 Happiness
So Today Make Others Happy
FlashUr Sweetest Smile
Gud Morning n Day Full Of Smiles Ahead =)

Laughter Is Like

Laughter Is Like

A Fresh New Day

Each Giggle Is The Dawn
Of A New Morning

So

Bright Up Your Day
With Smile ...

Gud Morning

Certain Thoughts Are Prayers

"Certain Thoughts Are Prayers.

There Are Moments In Life,

When Whatever May Be The Attitude Of The Body ,

The Soul Is Always On Its Knees"

Gud Morning

Never A Weakness That He Can't Fill

Never A Weakness That He Can't Fill,
Never A Sickness That He Can't Heal,
Never A Sorrow That He Dsn't Share,
Moment By Moment- You Are Under GOD's Care.